A Cuckold Story

September 6, 2009 at 5:13 pm 13 comments


 
On August 22, a high ranking government official barged into the apartment of his former live-in partner who was having dinner with her boyfriend. He beat her up and struck her with the whip that he uses to tame his pet tiger. She escaped by climbing over the balcony and jumping into a neighbor’s yard. She was then rushed to the hospital for treatment to her injury.

After the incident, the cuckold government official went on public radio and boasted what he did. It was the right thing to do. He felt insulted. It was an affront to his honor to have his #2 or #3 or #4 or whatever to give him a taste of his own medicine.

Guess where it happened. In Iraq? Wrong. In Saudi Arabia? Wrong. In Afghanistan? Wrong. In Somalia? Wrong. In Pakistan? Wrong again. It happened in the Philippines known for its macho tradition.

The government official in question is no other than Luis “Chavit” Singson, the country’s Deputy National Security Adviser.

With the help of his bodyguards, he forced the alleged boyfriend to strip. He looked at his penis and took a picture of it. He marveled at its small size. Did he find it incredible that there’s one much smaller than his? It must have upset him more. He must have thought the Guinness World of Record is rightfully his. (See above photo taken by the inquirer where he seems to demonstrate its size.)

They were lucky he didn’t kill them, he was quoted as saying. At least, this cuckold do-gooder should be given credit for his restraint. Contributing part of his ill-gotten wealth to building chapels and churches does tame one’s soul.

In other countries, any government official who has committed a much lesser offense would have been fired outright and sent to jail.

But not in the Ohilippines. The public confession and the battered photos aren’t enough to censure him under the current administration.

And why should he be? The palace believes it’s a “domestic” problem.

If nothing else, he was given an itty bitty slap on the wrist. One presidential spokesman had advised the cuckold Deputy National Security Adviser to “behave accordingly as an upright citizen and to submit himself to due process of law.”

As with other “domestic” problem of this sort, this would be settled quickly out of court. Too much ado for nothing. Case closed.

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13 Comments Add your own

  • 1. taympers  |  September 8, 2009 at 9:33 am

    base!

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  • 2. taympers  |  September 8, 2009 at 9:36 am

    first taym kong makabase, hahaha… by the way, dapat jan kay singson ipakain sa buwaya, tama bang bugbugin nang ganun ganun na lang na parang hindi babae? mamamatay din yan. sobrang pambubugbog naman yan, diyos ba sya? asal hayop.

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    • 3. plaridel  |  September 8, 2009 at 2:50 pm

      taympers:

      base na base talaga. si singson ipakain sa buwaya? bakit di pa dun sa tigre niya? kaya lang, baka makasuhan tayo ng cruelty to an animal. sa kakaplan ng kanyang mukha, mabibilaukan yung tigre.

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  • 4. J.Kulisap  |  September 8, 2009 at 8:30 pm

    Dapat diyan pinipitpit ang bayag ng ilang milyong beses, magandang nangyari ‘yan ngayon, dahil baka may balak pang tumakbo ng kung anong posisyon sa pamahalaan yan.

    Malay natin, mahibang ang mga alagang tigre, bigla na lang siyang ngatngatin.

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    • 5. plaridel  |  September 9, 2009 at 9:09 am

      j.kulisap:

      sana nga, pero malayong mangyari. may agimat siiya. pati presidente ay takot sa kanya.

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      • 6. J.Kulisap  |  September 10, 2009 at 12:33 am

        Agimat, hmmm..malamang nga.

        Pinapagod natin ang ating mga sarili sa kanila Plaridel. Masarap pag-usapan at isumpa kung minsan. Bakit ganun?

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        • 7. plaridel  |  September 10, 2009 at 2:09 pm

          j.kulisap:

          well, someday there’ll be a reckoning. history is replete with examples of what happened to people like them in the past.

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  • 8. fortuitous faery  |  September 8, 2009 at 8:40 pm

    oh.my.god.

    despicable.

    deplorable.

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    • 9. plaridel  |  September 10, 2009 at 10:30 pm

      fortuitous faery:

      would you believe that the president has asked him to take a leave of absence and he has refused? he’s claiming that he’s innocent. he said she could fire him if she wants. of course, she has to shut up.

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  • 10. thatwordinme  |  September 25, 2009 at 10:00 am

    Singson has no respect for women in general. If he can do this to one woman, he can do this to another (and more). His likes deserve to be in jail.

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    • 11. plaridel  |  September 25, 2009 at 5:47 pm

      thatwordinme:

      he should, but would he? under the current administration, he’s untouchable.

      Reply
  • 12. Michael  |  September 15, 2017 at 12:54 pm

    Shocking stuff but on the funny side u could take that left picture and do a great caption contest.

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    • 13. plaridel  |  September 15, 2017 at 8:41 pm

      michael:

      sounds like a good idea to me. 🙂

      Reply

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