the numb3rs game

January 23, 2010 at 11:21 am 11 comments



i’ve been studying numerology for sometime. honestly, i still have my doubts on whether it really works. but when somebody e-mailed this article to me. i was quite amused. if anybody knows the source of this article, please let me know. the author should be rightfully recognized for advancing the cause of numerology.

Mathematical formula for success:

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

What makes up 100% in life?

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hard work and knowledge will get you close,

And, Attitude will get you there,

Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top!

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11 Comments Add your own

  • 1. J.Kulisap  |  January 24, 2010 at 7:29 pm

    A new mathematical analogy indeed.

    No more words.

    This is good.

    Reply
    • 2. plaridel  |  January 25, 2010 at 3:16 pm

      j.kulisap:

      sounds funny, but it’s true. anybody who has worked for somebody else can attest to that. πŸ™‚

      Reply
  • 3. Ruchi  |  January 25, 2010 at 12:23 am

    Hahaha.. this is so coo and relevant!

    I hope you wont mind if I share it on FB…

    Cheers,
    Ruchi

    Reply
    • 4. plaridel  |  January 25, 2010 at 3:16 pm

      ruchi:

      good idea. maybe more exposure will encourage the original author to come forward and be recognized.

      Reply
  • 5. AC  |  January 27, 2010 at 6:27 pm

    Yeah!!! Asskicking! haahha! πŸ˜†

    Reply
    • 6. plaridel  |  January 28, 2010 at 11:36 pm

      ac:

      you really mean asskissing, right? unless you’re gone to the dark side. πŸ™‚

      Reply
      • 7. AC  |  January 29, 2010 at 7:59 am

        pwede din to the dark side. hahaha! joke! πŸ˜†

        Reply
  • 8. amberlife  |  February 11, 2010 at 4:56 am

    Very good analogy!!!

    Reply
    • 9. plaridel  |  February 11, 2010 at 1:04 pm

      amberlife:

      it’s sad, but it’s true.

      Reply
  • 10. bk  |  February 17, 2010 at 12:53 am

    this is spot on ! πŸ™‚

    Reply
    • 11. plaridel  |  February 17, 2010 at 9:34 am

      bk:

      hehehe! i thought you might like it.

      Reply

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