An Unexpected Call

January 24, 2011 at 1:23 am 19 comments



I came home dog-tired this evening. I was lying in bed half-asleep and resting when I got this call.

Ring! Ring!


Me:
Hello!
Caller: How’s Mickey?
Me: I’m sorry, wrong number. there’s nobody here with that name.
Caller: No, silly, I mean, your one-eyed monster.
Me: I’m not allowed to talk to strangers.
Caller: I’m marie. Happy now?.
Me: Oh!
Caller: Is it big?
Me: Depends on who you ask.
Caller: I want you take off your shorts.
Me:I don’t believe this. why should I even consider that?
Caller: Because I said so.
Me:This is crazy, now what?
Caller: I want you to play with it.
Me: Hey, wait a minute… ________, is that you?
Caller: Yes

She giggled and hung up.

What was she thinking? She just pulled an old junior high prank on me.

Right at that moment, I was sure she gonna get it tomorrow.

With the heater on, the room was sweltering hot. I stood up and went for a cold shower.

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19 Comments Add your own

  • 1. kkpessimist.  |  January 24, 2011 at 6:25 pm

    Ha ha, nice one! She got you! Clever, Clever…

    Reply
    • 2. plaridel  |  January 24, 2011 at 7:46 pm

      kkpessimist:

      coming from a real pessimist, i take it as a big compliment. 🙂

      Reply
  • 3. Neutral Universe  |  January 24, 2011 at 8:39 pm

    Very nice.

    Reply
    • 4. plaridel  |  January 25, 2011 at 10:01 am

      neutral universe:

      thanks and welcome…

      Reply
  • 5. sub  |  January 24, 2011 at 9:11 pm

    hahahahaha! now this one i like. its been a while since you’ve blogged about humor. and man did she get you? hahaha i think so she did! 😛

    Reply
    • 6. plaridel  |  January 25, 2011 at 10:03 am

      sub:

      i guess you don’t find humor in my politics! 🙂

      Reply
      • 7. sub  |  January 25, 2011 at 9:08 pm

        😆 i dont see it that way..its funny, yeah. depressingly funny and that is as if im laughing at myself, too ‘coz im in the philippines.

        i appreciate everything you write, really. maybe im just fed up since ive been breathing politics for three years. so id rather be passive.

        do i make sense?

        Reply
        • 8. plaridel  |  January 26, 2011 at 5:47 pm

          sub:

          i fully understand. i’m just teasing you anyway.

          Reply
          • 9. sub  |  January 26, 2011 at 7:51 pm

            😛

            so what happened after you showered? hahaha

            Reply
            • 10. plaridel  |  January 27, 2011 at 9:27 am

              sub:

              i felt liberated.

              Reply
  • 11. Scent of my heart  |  January 28, 2011 at 1:15 am

    Was that a real event? If not, some funny imagination you have! I like it!

    Reply
    • 12. plaridel.  |  January 28, 2011 at 9:42 am

      scent of my heart:

      sadly, it actually happened. 😦

      Reply
  • 13. [splice]  |  January 29, 2011 at 3:25 am

    “One-eyed monster”. hahaha

    Reply
    • 14. plaridel  |  January 29, 2011 at 4:00 pm

      [splice]:

      perhaps there’s a more apt description? 🙂

      Reply
  • 15. ladynimue  |  February 1, 2011 at 6:41 am

    haha .. that was clever fun !!!! hope the cold shower helped 😉

    Reply
    • 16. plaridel  |  February 1, 2011 at 4:59 pm

      ladynimue:

      i did. what a relief it was. 🙂

      Reply
  • 17. AC  |  February 2, 2011 at 8:33 pm

    hahahah! naughty naughty!

    Reply
    • 18. plaridel  |  February 3, 2011 at 9:47 am

      ac:

      hey, glad to know you’re back!

      Reply
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