An Unexpected Call
January 24, 2011 at 1:23 am 21 comments
I came home dog-tired this evening. I was lying in bed half-asleep and resting when I got this call.
Ring! Ring!
Me: Hello!
Caller: How’s Mickey?
Me: I’m sorry, wrong number. there’s nobody here with that name.
Caller: No, silly, I mean, your one-eyed monster.
Me: I’m not allowed to talk to strangers.
Caller: I’m Marie. Happy now?.
Me: Oh!
Caller: Is it big?
Me: Depends on who you ask.
Caller: I want you take off your shorts.
Me:I don’t believe this. why should I even consider that?
Caller: Because I said so.
Me:This is crazy, now what?
Caller: I want you to play with it.
Me: Hey, wait a minute… ________, is that you?
Caller: Yes
She giggled and hung up.
What was she thinking? She just pulled an old junior high prank on me.
Right at that moment, I was sure she gonna get it tomorrow.
With the heater on, the room was sweltering hot. I stood up and went for a cold shower.
Entry filed under: Blogroll, daily prompt. Tags: humor, life, personal, phone, sex.
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kkpessimist. | January 24, 2011 at 6:25 pm
Ha ha, nice one! She got you! Clever, Clever…
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plaridel | January 24, 2011 at 7:46 pm
kkpessimist:
coming from a real pessimist, i take it as a big compliment. 🙂
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Neutral Universe | January 24, 2011 at 8:39 pm
Very nice.
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plaridel | January 25, 2011 at 10:01 am
neutral universe:
thanks and welcome…
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sub | January 24, 2011 at 9:11 pm
hahahahaha! now this one i like. its been a while since you’ve blogged about humor. and man did she get you? hahaha i think so she did! 😛
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plaridel | January 25, 2011 at 10:03 am
sub:
i guess you don’t find humor in my politics! 🙂
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sub | January 25, 2011 at 9:08 pm
😆 i dont see it that way..its funny, yeah. depressingly funny and that is as if im laughing at myself, too ‘coz im in the philippines.
i appreciate everything you write, really. maybe im just fed up since ive been breathing politics for three years. so id rather be passive.
do i make sense?
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plaridel | January 26, 2011 at 5:47 pm
sub:
i fully understand. i’m just teasing you anyway.
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sub | January 26, 2011 at 7:51 pm
😛
so what happened after you showered? hahaha
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plaridel | January 27, 2011 at 9:27 am
sub:
i felt liberated.
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Scent of my heart | January 28, 2011 at 1:15 am
Was that a real event? If not, some funny imagination you have! I like it!
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plaridel. | January 28, 2011 at 9:42 am
scent of my heart:
sadly, it actually happened. 😦
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[splice] | January 29, 2011 at 3:25 am
“One-eyed monster”. hahaha
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plaridel | January 29, 2011 at 4:00 pm
[splice]:
perhaps there’s a more apt description? 🙂
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ladynimue | February 1, 2011 at 6:41 am
haha .. that was clever fun !!!! hope the cold shower helped 😉
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plaridel | February 1, 2011 at 4:59 pm
ladynimue:
i did. what a relief it was. 🙂
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AC | February 2, 2011 at 8:33 pm
hahahah! naughty naughty!
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plaridel | February 3, 2011 at 9:47 am
ac:
hey, glad to know you’re back!
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plaridel | July 10, 2017 at 7:38 pm
toofulltowrite:
thank you for the pingback! much appreciated.