An Unexpected Call
January 24, 2011 at 1:23 am
I came home dog-tired this evening. I was lying in bed half-asleep and resting when I got this call.
Caller: How’s Mickey?
Me: I’m sorry, wrong number. there’s nobody here with that name.
Caller: No, silly, I mean, your one-eyed monster.
Me: I’m not allowed to talk to strangers.
Caller: I’m marie. Happy now?.
Caller: Is it big?
Me: Depends on who you ask.
Caller: I want you take off your shorts.
Me:I don’t believe this. why should I even consider that?
Caller: Because I said so.
Me:This is crazy, now what?
Caller: I want you to play with it.
Me: Hey, wait a minute… ________, is that you?
She giggled and hung up.
What was she thinking? She just pulled an old junior high prank on me.
Right at that moment, I was sure she gonna get it tomorrow.
With the heater on, the room was sweltering hot. I stood up and went for a cold shower.
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