Shhh… Victoria’s Secret

December 19, 2011 at 10:50 am 5 comments


victoria’s secret holiday catalog 2011

Last night, I woke up with a raging hardon. I couldn’t understand why. I wasn’t having any erotic thoughts at all.

I did browse the Victoria’s secret catalog before I went to bed. It features the most beautiful women on the planet in skimpy cotton underwear. I don’t think that could be enough to cause me this misery. But then it could be my subconscious playing tricks here.

I went to the bathroom and pulled down down my pj. It sprang up like a raging snake, its head with the familiar shape of my thumb.

I tried to douse it with cold water. No luck.

Gripping it with my right hand in front of the mirror, I asked myself, should I or should I not? I started stroking, but I wasn’t in the mood for self-love.

I pulled my pj up and went back to sleep.

Two hours later the clock radio sounded. Time to get up. My hardon was still on.

What should I do? I had to pee so bad.

Then I heard something over the radio that caused it to shrink like a balloon losing its air. Within five minutes, I was able to get relief.

It was the news about Victoria’s Secret’s use of cotton from farms in Africa that exploit children for labor. Darn, it revealed a stain in the company’s intimate offerings that it could no longer hide.

I tossed the catalog in the trash can in disgust. At that point, that was where it rightly belonged.

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good grief snow angel

5 Comments Add your own

  • 1. AC  |  December 19, 2011 at 5:19 pm

    natatawa lang ako.. visual pa naman akong tao.. hahahhahahahaha!

    Reply
    • 2. plaridel  |  December 20, 2011 at 10:01 am

      ac:

      it’s all about highligthing the exploitation of children laboring under poor conditions. everything else is gravy.

      Reply
  • 3. Eric  |  December 20, 2011 at 5:19 pm

    She’s gorgeous… Any idea who she is?

    Reply
    • 4. plaridel  |  December 20, 2011 at 6:53 pm

      eric:

      i agree. i think her name is candice swanepoel

      Reply
  • 5. chuck norris jokes  |  December 24, 2011 at 1:38 pm

    lmao

    Reply

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