Think Globally, Suffer Environmentally

 
Global warming has been with us since the end of the last ice age 10,000 years ago. It has remained unnoticed until Al Gore (remember him?) won and then lost his 2000 presidential bid due to a technicality. Suddenly, he found himself with nothing to do. With too much time on his hands, Mr. Gore decided to become the leading spokesman for global warming rather than fade gracefully in history. In so doing, he won the Nobel Peace prize in 2007.

Hold Your Water

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I think it was during the time of Noah that water on this planet was so plentiful that he built an ark. It was the biggest cruise ship in human history complete with animals to entertain his relatives and friends. But the fun didn’t last. While navigating around Mt. Ararat, water started to subside. Lands started to appear. They had to abandon ship. The environmentalists of the day, including Al Gore’s ancestors, attributed it to global warming. Yes dear, there was global warming even then. After all, we live in the same planet.

The Issue With Bottled Water

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It seems that nowadays you can’t go wrong when you speak about global warming. Mr. Al Gore, the man who was elected president but never served due to technicalities, redeemed himself by being the leading spokesperson on global warming. According to Mr. Gore, the problem is “us” and he has the backings of many scientists.