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A Missed Opportunity

For Friday Fictioneers 100-Word Challenge: 11 December 2015

Luther Siler
Photo Credit: Luther Siler

It could have been a night to remember for Uncle Milt, but it didn’t end that way.

Lying on the floor was the discarded yellow bird outfit worn by Victoria just a while ago. She was teasing him with it, flapping her wings to show the promise of a delectable feast.

“Come, sweetie,” she begged him. “Take me to the promised land.”

Eagerly, he prepared for lift off, but there was no cigar. He kept misfiring. With too much to drink, he was unable to rise to the occasion.

Disgusted, Victoria left in a huff, banging the door behind her.

December 9, 2015 at 2:35 pm 36 comments

Busted

For Friday Fictioneers 100-Word Challenge: 1 May 2015

Note: My contribution this week is a little risqué. Please proceed with caution.

Dee Lovering
Photo Credit: Dee Lovering

Walking down Las Ramblas, Tim was seduced by the bright neon sign and went in for a massage. Unbeknownst to him, the place was under surveillance.

She told him to strip and lay on his stomach. She was an angel wearing almost nothing at all. Tim tried to touch her to make sure she was real but she brushed him off.

After a nice rub out, she had him turn on his back for the final touch. By now, she had his full attention and his eyes closed in anticipation.

Suddenly, a loud banging was heard. “Policia, abre la puerta!

April 29, 2015 at 6:46 pm 54 comments

Shhh… Victoria’s Secret


victoria’s secret holiday catalog 2011

Last night, I woke up with a raging hardon. I couldn’t understand why. I wasn’t having any erotic thoughts at all.

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December 19, 2011 at 10:50 am 5 comments

An Unexpected Call



I came home dog-tired this evening. I was lying in bed half-asleep and resting when I got this call.

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January 24, 2011 at 1:23 am 21 comments

A Coming Out Story



The team was recently summoned to the conference room for a quick meeting. Everybody was apprehensive. When we looked around the room, one of our senior technicians was missing. Was he fired? Did he suffer a stroke? Did he elope to vegas? Such were the questions dancing in our heads. Finally, the big boss cleared his throat and spilled the beans. The team member who wasn’t in the room could no longer maintain the facade any longer. He would be undergoing a gender change.

It was a big surprise to me. The first thing that came to my mind was, why? He’s 6’1″, muscular, and good-looking with curly hair. He’s also smart and looks even smarter with those black-rimmed glasses. There’s no way he’d look like a woman. It’d be a disgrace to womanhood and depressing to women who harbor a secret crush on him.

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February 16, 2010 at 10:44 am 14 comments

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