A Pinch of Me
July 22, 2013 at 4:33 pm 7 comments

Ingredients:1 pair of glasses
1 bowl of black hair, trimmed
1 pair of itchy feet
1/4 pound funnny bone, cut into bite-size pieces
150 pound of meat and fat
18 fl oz. old spice men’s hair and body wash to taste
generous helping of travel books and garfield cartoonsDirections:
Heat the water in the shower; wash the hair and 5 foot 7 inch frame until fully refreshed, about 10 minutes. Stir the hair with a towel and wrap the body carefully until fully dry, about 5 minutes; season with after shave and body lotion. Dress in comfortable cottons. Finish with Chopin in the background until all the rough edges are soft to the touch, about 10 minutes. Serve hot.
Entry filed under: Blogroll, daily prompt. Tags: humor, personal.
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Nortehanon | August 8, 2013 at 3:58 am
Natawa ako sa serve hot 🙂
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plaridel | August 8, 2013 at 12:58 pm
nortehanon:
LOL!
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ardputerbaughaolcom | September 15, 2017 at 1:09 pm
This is clever! I like Garfield, too.
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plaridel | September 15, 2017 at 8:42 pm
ardputerbaugh:
another garfield fan. awesome!
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stoner on a rollercoaster | November 29, 2017 at 9:55 am
ahahah 😆
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plaridel | November 29, 2017 at 1:37 pm
alyana:
glad it made you smile. 🙂