A Pinch of Me

 

Ingredients:

1 pair of glasses
1 bowl of black hair, trimmed
1 pair of itchy feet
1/4 pound funnny bone, cut into bite-size pieces
150 pound of meat and fat
18 fl oz. old spice men’s hair and body wash to taste
generous helping of travel books and garfield cartoons

Directions:

Heat the water in the shower; wash the hair and 5 foot 7 inch frame until fully refreshed, about 10 minutes. Stir the hair with a towel and wrap the body carefully until fully dry, about 5 minutes; season with after shave and body lotion. Dress in comfortable cottons. Finish with Chopin in the background until all the rough edges are soft to the touch, about 10 minutes. Serve hot.