Shhh… Victoria’s Secret
December 19, 2011 at 10:50 am 5 comments
victoria’s secret holiday catalog 2011
Last night, I woke up with a raging hardon. I couldn’t understand why. I wasn’t having any erotic thoughts at all.
I did browse the Victoria’s secret catalog before I went to bed. It features the most beautiful women on the planet in skimpy cotton underwear. I don’t think that could be enough to cause me this misery. But then it could be my subconscious playing tricks here.
I went to the bathroom and pulled down down my pj. It sprang up like a raging snake, its head with the familiar shape of my thumb.
I tried to douse it with cold water. No luck.
Gripping it with my right hand in front of the mirror, I asked myself, should I or should I not? I started stroking, but I wasn’t in the mood for self-love.
I pulled my pj up and went back to sleep.
Two hours later the clock radio sounded. Time to get up. My hardon was still on.
What should I do? I had to pee so bad.
Then I heard something over the radio that caused it to shrink like a balloon losing its air. Within five minutes, I was able to get relief.
It was the news about Victoria’s Secret’s use of cotton from farms in Africa that exploit children for labor. Darn, it revealed a stain in the company’s intimate offerings that it could no longer hide.
I tossed the catalog in the trash can in disgust. At that point, that was where it rightly belonged.
Entry filed under: Blogroll, daily prompt. Tags: child labor, commentary, humor, sex, underwear, victoria's secret.
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1. AC | December 19, 2011 at 5:19 pm
natatawa lang ako.. visual pa naman akong tao.. hahahhahahahaha!
2. plaridel | December 20, 2011 at 10:01 am
ac:
it’s all about highligthing the exploitation of children laboring under poor conditions. everything else is gravy.
3. Eric | December 20, 2011 at 5:19 pm
She’s gorgeous… Any idea who she is?
4. plaridel | December 20, 2011 at 6:53 pm
eric:
i agree. i think her name is candice swanepoel
5. chuck norris jokes | December 24, 2011 at 1:38 pm
lmao